My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high, I don’t even have any kids and I can’t cookĮminem: I’m over here Sue, you’re talkin to the plant, look! Sue: I’m twenty-six years old and I’m not married I’m gonna make you dance here’s your chance yea boy shake that thang oops i mean girl girl girl girl… This eighty G’s a week to say the same things tweeceįellas grab your left nut make the right one jealous …they make it all up, there’s no such thing, like a female with good looks, who cooks and cleans…Ĭause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz it’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this! I’m sorry Puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine.Ĭause lady’s screams keep creepin in Shady’s dreamsĪnd the way things seem, I shouldn’t have to pay these shrinks They belong in my scrotum, you’ll never get hold of em That’s my motherfucking balls, you’d better let go of em Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!) Homophobic? Nah, you’re just heterophobic
Pants or dress – hate fags? The answer’s “yes” Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck We’ll also show his funniest videos, which are basically the rap version of Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Sometimes the jokes are lame, particularly when he rips on Christopher Reeve for no other reason than because Reeve rhymes with so many other words (which Eminem even admits in a song).īut when we break it down, song by song and lyric by lyric, some lines are right up there with “Who’s on First?” Okay, maybe not, but they’re funny, clever, and deserve to be listed. Eminem has a bunch of cheesy songs, many of which get popular real quick but ultimately aren’t his best stuff. But now, there’s one guy who rocks us out and makes us laugh with every album he releases: Eminem. Okay, so years later we realized that Smith’s early albums sucked. Being able to write rhyming poetry meant to be recited to music (aka rap), and having the vocal talents to do so is also something not everyone can do well.Ĭombine the two. Being a stand-up comedian is perhaps one of the most difficult performing arts jobs there is, because making people laugh isn’t something that most people can do on stage.
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